JOKES:

the paper bag was in terrible pain, so he went to see a doctor. " i am afraid your condition is incurable," the physician said. " oh, no!" the bag yelled. " how did i catch this?" " it's genetic," the doctor explained. " your grandfather was a carrier."

what do you get when you eat a blackberry?
bluetooth

on the teacher's birthday, the children brought gifts. the florist's son brought a bouquet of flowers and the candy store owner's daughter gave the teacher a box of candy. the liquor store owner's son brought a big, heavy box. the teacher lfted it up and noticed that it was leaking. she touched a drop of the liquid and tasted it. " is it a wine?" she guessed. "no." " i givve up<" she said. " what is it?" " it's a puppy!"

TAKEN FROM:
reader digest march 2007 (laughter, the best medicine)